Hi everyone! I know that I briefly introduced myself in my last article, but I thought that it was vital that you understood who I am. |
Here is my story…
My name is Pepino and I was born on a cold winter’s day in 1979 -- yes, and keeping in chilly tradition, this did mean that I was smaller than usual – so, while I am not such a large a penis in size, you will notice that my skin is smooth and youthful looking and that I am a very handsome devil, or at least that is what I’ve been told by my human admirers.
So, back to my story…
After I was born, I grew up with my human in a family of five and went to school where I learned a great deal about personal anatomy. However, it wasn’t until college that I realized that I wanted to specialize in male sexuality and help men understand more about their penises because I witnessed first-hand the confusion and lack of care that men encountered in relation to sex and penises throughout their lives. This then lead to me obtaining a Bachelor of Phallic Mythology and a Master of Penis Psychosexual Development. I then went on to lecture on male sexuality and obtain my Penis Health Doctorate, or Ph.D., which saw me nominated for “Penis of the Year” in 2008.
To tell you the truth, I was absolutely overjoyed the year I won the award because I knew that I was being congratulated for all the hard work and dedication that I had put into penis education over the years, and this, to me, was almost as good as winning the lottery.
Hence, I was hired as a spokes-penis for a product that maintains penile health and reduces the wear and tear that we penises may experience during sexual encounters, including those sometimes rough encounters that we endure in the hands of our humans.
I will, over the coming months, be discussing male sexuality at great length and giving you an insight into such topics as “what women think about penises.” In fact, next week’s article will take an in-depth look at penis size and what women consider as “too big” or “too small” when it comes to penis size. And, if you think that women don’t get put off by a large penis, then think again. One of the human women on my research team literally ran away from a guy she was dating because he was too well endowed. But, I shall share this hilarious story with you the next time we meet.
Until then, take good care of your penises…
John Dugan writes about sexuality and penis related issues for Man1 MAN OIL, a nutritional penile creme that supplies penis-specific vitamins, amino acids, anti-oxidants, and nutritional supplements that maintain penis health care and improve penile skin appearance"....learn more about penis health care and enhancing penis skin appearance at: https://www.man1health.com
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