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376. Tips and Guydlines for movie filming in your home
December 22, 2012

A few people think my honesty is a bit too honest! It is not going to stop me……I’M BACK (with even more wisdom and crazier stories)!! I have learned A LOT over the past month. I think the best way to start is how I came to have a movie filmed at my home. No, I did not list my house on E- bay, Craigslist, receive a knock on the door by Steven Spielberg, or post on some slutty site (mail order) but actually thought I had a friend who was a “Producer”. I was helping him out because the previous location backed out of his agreement 2 days before the movie was set to be filmed (hint – hello???... (read more)

Author: Melany Berger

377. Weird Christmas Thoughts
December 20, 2012

I wasn’t sure I should write this blurb; I mean the world ends December 21, doesn’t it? Hey, I got a flash: maybe ONLY Mayans are targeted for extinction. Why not? The Long Count Calendar belongs to them. We’ve superseded it with the Roman calendar. Unconnected thought: Isn’t it amazing that those who don’t believe in God believe in magic, vampires, werewolves, and aliens? The same people also believe in Mayan intellect. I wrote once before that it’s tough to give any credibility to a people who played basketball with human skulls and torture-sacrificed children to an agricultural deity.... (read more)

Author: Gene Myers

378. Tips for dating and relationship safety
December 20, 2012

So, many of you are probably wondering when my relationship with drama began? It loves me and I guess I love it (maybe that is why I am still single?) Let’s take it WAY back? What do you think? By the time I hit high school, I had my fair share of drama filled stories. Of course, I need to preface this story with the fact that I grew up in a small town in the Bay Area – Belmont (a.k.a. Boremont). Being from the Bay, we were VERY close to Humboldt County. Humboldt County is known for just 1 thing (and no, it is not the type of skunk that is black, white, and furry running around spraying ... (read more)

Author: Melany Berger

379. A fully fledged internet hosting company is your best choice for best results
December 19, 2012

If you have to host your site on a server then you must choose a company that has every little thing that is needed to host your site. This includes the right tools to construct your site and the right space to host it. A good web hosting business ought to make sure that they provide you with all of the necessary tools to make this task as easy as it can be you while still maintaining the highest levels of security. A good website hosting company also takes phenomenal measures to guarantee the protection of their servers. These servers are typically put in underground bunkers and they... (read more)

Author: Daniel lee

380. What Will You Do in the End of the World If It Really Comes
December 18, 2012

When is the end of the world? According to Maya, with the darkness of December 21, 2012 falling, the dawn of December 22 will never come. It seems the doomsday 2012 is one step closer. Have you prepared for it? If you believe this prophecy, have you bought the ticket to Noahs Ark? No matter what will happen, what will you do in the end of the world if the mayan prophecy came true? I gathered some friends’ ideas and would like to share all of you, though they sound ridiculous, imaginable, warm and etc. First, Make love till all things destroyed, which is ridiculous, nevertheless... (read more)

Author: lian lianshengjie

381. Create your Home's Outside Areas with Calgary Garage Builders
December 17, 2012

After you are developing a property, you don't choose simply on what goes in the 4 partitions of your home. The adjacent areas of the household are equally critical as well since these spaces also provide you with a lot more utilitarian functions. Hence, whenever you are organizing your house, you also really need to place cautious consideration on your garage which may serve you using a great deal of perform aside from housing your vehicle. Frequently, a garage also functions like a storage area, a workshop and even a place for chilling on hot summer time days. A durable garage is essential s... (read more)

Author: silver summit

382. Getting a Micromanager off Your Back
December 17, 2012

Micromanagers look for opportunities to tell you to get to work, even though they’ve probably done it many times before. They get their sense of worth by giving orders. They love busy work, spending most of their day checking things off their list. Interestingly, micromanagers are less interested in the results of the work, and more concerned in the process. When possible, they call meetings to discuss requirements that everyone already understands. A meeting allows micromanagers the opportunity to shine. They walk in with a slick-looking planner, and a few #2 pencils. Upon reaching yo... (read more)

Author: Dr. Jimmie Flores

383. Do Your Employees Really Believe in the Vision of the Organization? A conversation with an employee
December 17, 2012

Your employees come to work each ready to do the assign work. After the standard coffee break, and the half-hour used to surf the web, they start going through their Inbox. It’s time to get going. Most departmental meetings focus on the day-to-day requirements, and not on the big picture. In other words, the workers fail to understand how the work they do affects the bottom line of the entire organization. Some might argue that employees should worry only about the work assigned to them, and the rest will take care of itself. Unfortunately, this position is shortsighted, and will stifl... (read more)

Author: Dr. Jimmie Flores

384. Le beats studio fait que les femmes signalent souvent des orgasmes avec la stimulation
December 14, 2012

Powerbeats By Dr.Dre Blanc  D'autres, soulignant la rareté des terminaisons nerveuses à la surface des parois du vagin et de la densité comparative des terminaisons nerveuses dans le clitoris femelle, a répliqué que l'organe du plaisir féminin était clair aux yeux de tous. Le beats studio fait que les femmes signalent souvent des orgasmes avec la stimulation clitoridienne et pas si souvent des rapports sexuels est apparu pour re... (read more)

Author: Alexander Alexander

385. Pet Diamond: To Never Say Goodbye
December 13, 2012

With a Pet Diamond you can keep your beloved pet close forever! Here at FunnyKittyCatPictures, we usually deal with the brighter things of life. However, today we delve into the subject of something a little darker. The ending of your pets life is sometimes one of the most devastating periods in a person's life. For a select few that can afford it, a pets passing can now mean being able to be with your favorite Kitty forever. Using the modern technique of creating synthetic gems a company can now make your recently deceased feline into a diamond, a Pet Diamond to be exact. With a P... (read more)

Author: Veronica Maddox

386. Insights on CISM Education
December 13, 2012

Should you have decided on the IT job path and would like to excel much more by developing your vocation specializing in data security, then you definately will require Qualified Information DevicesSupervisor or perhaps CISM education. This program could offer you fantastic opportunity if you wish to obtain more know-how along with produce your competencies although acquiring brand new types. This particular That Schooling class is actually suitable for pros exactly who have advance expertise and vast doing work practical experience while in the field of information security. CISM training... (read more)

Author: Anita Davis

387. 3 Strategies to Impressing Your Boss
December 10, 2012

I remember hearing a business expert say that our direct manager is the person who we must work hard to impress. We need to get along with fellow employees, and we should treat the higher-ups with respect, but our boss is the individual who has the most influence over our success. As people move up the corporate ladder, they soon realize that time is scarce. When they are not preparing for a meeting, they are in the meeting. Bosses are inundated with requests, and often have tight deadlines to meet. When their employees fail to deliver the work on time or to the requirements, they are the ... (read more)

Author: Dr. Jimmie Flores

388. The Habit of Creating a Sense of Urgency
December 10, 2012

There are some who believe that we can wait until tomorrow before taking action. The problem with this approach is that tomorrow might be too late. Those who often table action until a later date are usually those who have mastered the habit of procrastination, and they eventually forgot what was so urgent to do just a few weeks back. I do understand we have to create the business plan, run it by the important people in the organization, conduct risk management, consider best practices, and much more. To a certain extent, both process and protocol are important. However, we must avoid enga... (read more)

Author: Dr. Jimmie Flores

389. Magical Time of the Year!
December 10, 2012

Don't you agree that Xmas is a magical time of the year? If you put aside all the expense and work that goes into all the preparations I believe it is magical. As a mother, grandmother and now a great grandmother I have had years of experience at getting it right and now feel I am an expert to be honest. What with all the planning and shopping it is a drain on me mentally and physically but when I see the children's faces it is worth it. I spent the weekend watching lots of Xmas movies which we all know start off depressing but always end up with a merry Xmas happy ending. Yes I know it i... (read more)

Author: Niki Clegg

390. Cordial Labour Relations The Need of The Hour Today in Companies
December 10, 2012

Job however big or small it may be is very important for everyone in this world. It gets you your daily bread and butter and a means to fulfill all your wishes. You also put in your more than 100% to get productivity for your company which in turn gets you your increment for the excellent work that you do. However, the way the job is most essential for the employee, in the same way an employee is also the most valuable resource of the company, whom the company management would not like to lose. To foster this symbiotic relationship companies put lot of effort in keeping labour relations in the... (read more)

Author: John Marshall

391. The world of endless entertainment- Hollywood
December 08, 2012

Hollywood is a great source of entertainment. People all over the world crave to stay entertained with the latest buzz from Beverly Hills. There are many things that we all love to know to keep our entertainment buds spiced. For instance we all love to know about the hot celebrity pairings, their relationships, their wedding plans, their night outs and much more. We are always eager to know the celebrity dressing styles so that we can implement them on ourselves. But for all such details we like to keep ourselves entertained with some authentic source of entertainment which gives u... (read more)

Author: Andrew writes

392. Are You Finding December Gets Harder To Be Cheerful Every Year?
December 07, 2012

It is that time of the year again when some people love it and some people hate it. Either way it is December and Xmas along with a New Year are upon us yet again. We all seem surprised when it gets here even though it does get here every year so really it is not a surprise at all. Why does it strike a bit of fear into everyone? Whether you are man, woman or child there is always a worry with it. Children want the right presents and they spend weeks worrying if they have been good enough for Santa and they won't really know till they wake up Xmas Day but for the most part good or bad they... (read more)

Author: Niki Clegg

393. The Place of Humor, Laughter and Comedy In Our Lives.
December 06, 2012

Humor, Laughter and Comedy works are very essential ingredients of good living that a whole lot of people seem to underrate generally and therefore overlook. Many of us do not really know the advantages of having a good laugh. It has become even more important these days to find a way to reduce the amount of stress we go through in our daily activities especially in the struggle to make ends meet. Stress is one of the major causes of hypertension which is one ailment that is best avoided since it is virtually incurable. It is sometimes less manage able than the full blown AIDS. This is a very... (read more)

Author: Kingsley Okpoh

December 04, 2012

Some of the country's funniest touring comics will have you laughing off those lingering post-Thanksgiving calories with raucous and relatable stories about growing up Hispanic in America on Comedy Unfiltered, premiering December 4 at 10 p.m. ET on nuvoTV. Hosted by Will Rubio, the comedy special features the best bits from comedy club appearances by popular jokesters like Mexican-American funnyman Steve Trevino, a former writer for and performer on Carlos Mencia's Mind of Mencia; Chicago funnyman Alvin Williams, a veteran performer of multicultural comedy tours, including the Shades of Black... (read more)

Author: Lincoln Aymond

395. 10 Ways to Differentiate Yourself During an Interview
December 03, 2012

What do you bring to the table? What makes you unique? Once you get a chance to interview for a position that interests you, it’s important you mention what is important to the employer. In other words, avoid thinking about what matters to you. Here are 10 comments that can help you receive the job offer: 1. “I understand the requirements, and they make sense to me. From my experience, the details are important. We want to avoid having little issues escalate into big problems.” 2. “We must have a long-term commitment to success. By focusing on small, but incremental steps, ... (read more)

Author: Dr. Jimmie Flores

396. Earlier texts - Great Transformation - Kingdom of God
November 29, 2012

EU has no chance. It is historically going to be death soon version. It was necessary in history of Europa, but now it is all over. Now it is necessary something quite new. New but very strong structure - Kingdom of Europa. EU structures should be changed to Kingdom of Europa structures. This is my project and I will do that with your help of course. I need only you understand that it is only one way to the next era. Next year will start new era. This time we will consider as the time of beginning quite different future for all European people. Additionally Kingdom of Europa will need Russia. ... (read more)

Author: Wieslaw Edward Loboda

397. Earlier texts-To the EU Parliament - third time I ask you to begin
November 29, 2012

To the EU Parliament – third time I ask you to begin Will you just start right now to do something according to my information to you or are you have taken black many from them as the Solidarity management at the round table. Are you corrupted EU Parliament as well and you afraid they will kill you if you begin to check this corrupted country. Oh God! I have expected that!You are giving them money because they are paying you for it. You can not check them. Am I right? Should I ask US and Army NATO to help me to check all of you and finish with corruption in EU Parliament. You are giving t... (read more)

Author: Wieslaw Edward Loboda

398. nous pensons que les gens ont besoin bonne casque ou des écouteurs beats solde
November 28, 2012

Beats By Dre Studio Bleu  Peut-être que vous aurez besoin de changer de vivre monstre dr dre detox , vous voulez avoir la vie parfaite que par le passé. Parfois, vous vous sentirez fatigués par beatstements dre 2012, vous voulez obtenir la bonne humeur. Nous pensons que vous pouvez écouter de la bonne musique, voir bon film et jouer à certains jeux. Il vous donnera de bonnes sensations et plaisir. Musique qui nous rend heureux La écouteur beats musique nous fait e... (read more)

Author: Alexander Alexander

399. Delhi Ibsen Festival 2012 | 7 most wonderful play events in Delhi
November 27, 2012

In Delhi 7 most awaiting play events will be happening in Dec 2012. Most of the Delhi people whom know about the DIF 2012 plays, they are eagerly wait for this events. People started advance booking of all shows cause they know every day theater will be house full, so they don't want to miss their shows any reason, that's why they started booking before starting the plays. Ibsen’s works may have been scandalous for his era but the fact remains that they are timeless, and as relevant today as they were back then… Henrik Ibsen was a renowned poet, theater director, playwright and the ‘... (read more)

Author: Sandip Patil

400. You Have to "Bitch" a Little to Get Your Way
November 27, 2012

Getting one’s way can happen in various ways. We have techniques, some that work, and some that are far less effective. While in the steam room at my fitness club, I overheard a conversation about how one gym-goer (Joe), and several of his comrades, were able to change a policy in just one day of non-stop complaining. This fitness club in San Antonio offered a month of May promotion where members could bring family members and friends for free. It worked! I noticed many new faces at the club, but understood the policy would end by May 31. The main problem arose around 4 pm each day whe... (read more)

Author: Dr. Jimmie Flores

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