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51. CSI 18b-The Case of the Deadbeat Beauty
April 14, 2016


Not everything always works out in Forensicland. Sometimes we strike out. In more ways than one. I was gazing out the tall windows of my office at the blue, blue Santa Barbara sky, with nary a cloud in sight. It was my 50-something birthday. The bills were ignored. It seemed like a perfect day. Then the phone rang and a delightful voice answered. Ginger Justín. She laughed; she loved my jokes; she thought I was brilliant. She said I was perfect for her. As an expert. I reminded her of her dad. Her deceased dad. I should have taken the cue. It seems that Ms. Justín’s dad had pa... (read more)

Author: Steve Burgess

52. The 2016 Elections: Best Comedy of the Year
March 04, 2016


Cue the circus music, roll out the goofy car filled with 34 baggy-pants clowns… You’ve got to admit the 2016 election cycle circus is entertaining. It reminds me of all that phony crap we see on TV rasslin’. It’s about as classy as roller derby. That’s also the sad part about the state of affairs in the good ol’ USA. I mean, politics has always been rife with skullduggery and backstabbing, but with the ascension of today’s pretenders we seemed to have reached a zenith of all out buffoonery. I’m talking both sides of the aisle here. The frontrunners are a female Grinch whose as cuddly as a... (read more)

Author: Gene Myers

53. Super Bowl 50: Give Cam a Break
February 14, 2016


Poor Cam Newton is taking a lot of heat for the results of Super Bowl 50. In case you missed the big event, the final score was Broncos 24, Panthers 10. Newton took quite a physical beating courtesy of the Denver Broncos unrelenting, swarming defense. The Carolina defense also played very well basically holding the Denver offense to three field goals. Personally I hoped that Denver would prevail for Peyton Manning’s last hurrah, but logically told all who asked my opinion that Carolina would put the game away in the first half. I just knew the game would be a beat down with Denver as victims a... (read more)

Author: Gene Myers

54. The Oscar Controversy: 2016 Version
February 11, 2016


The annual, self-congratulatory, beauty contest called the Oscars has hit a bit of a snag this year. The hubbub is about lack of diversity (or representation) on the so-called dignified panel of nominating “judges”; that is, those who decide what and who is worthy of recognition. Pardon me, but ho-hum, yawn, drool, and zzzz. I mean, I enjoy motion pictures as much as the next guy, but consider the film industry’s offerings strictly as entertainment not high art or a social reform platform; and I take great pains to avoid watching the annually televised borefest where nude little statues are co... (read more)

Author: Gene Myers

55. The Soulmate Myth
January 30, 2016


For me television programming has become more annoying, especially lately. Professionalism has flown right out the window. Examples: 1) Big hype in San Diego about the Holiday Bowl featuring USC and Wisconsin, except the Wisconsin highlights were of Nebraska. I guess they couldn’t tell the difference of an “N” or a “W” on the helmets; 2) A printed exclamation on an ad for a new reality show was WOAH! instead of WHOA! Remember when the appeal of cable TV (they said) was zero commercials because (they said) the public would be paying monthly dues. As my Dad used to say, “Horse manure!” Still, I ... (read more)

Author: Gene Myers

56. The Holidays: Past & Present
January 08, 2016


My thoughts for this essay are about fourth quarter of 2015: Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year’s Eve and Day—the jolly Holiday Season, but mainly Christmas since the others are (for me) leadoff hitters for the main event. To review, Halloween led off with a homerun as chronicled in GHOST OF HALLOWEEN, a road trip with my brother, Thom, for his last trumpet gig. Thanksgiving started off good, but turned sour (CHRISTMAS BLAHS) as Kay battled sciatica. The whole end-of-the-year shebang reminded me of a gas log fireplace; that is, a fake fire pretending to burn cheerfully. Lest you thin... (read more)

Author: Gene Myers

57. 10 Commandments of Comedy Club Etiquette
October 20, 2015


A lot of people will disregard the importance of basic etiquette when at a comedy club such as Laugh Factory in Los Angeles, but it is important in a comedy club as much as it is anywhere else that people are performing. Here are the 10 commandments regarding basic comedy club etiquette to take with you. I. Thou Shalt Know the Rules of the Club This should go without saying but the first comedy club commandment is to know the rules of the club and respect them. Every comedy club has its own rules and make sure you know what they are before you go so you can be respectful. ... (read more)

Author: Cleo Gib

58. Music Appreciation
July 06, 2015


As I’ve grown older, I’ve become less patient with activities that don’t add value to my life. See; what happens is that you realize the day-of-the-hearse is approaching. Therefore, with quality-of-time in mind, among other things I’m selective about the choice of concerts I attend. Not that I’m some kind of snob; quite the contrary. You see, my taste in music is eclectic; that is, I enjoy most genres, but (like you) I have those I favor; namely, bebop jazz and classical. Favorites can be identified by what one listens to while reading, driving, or relaxing with a cocktail—the times of solitud... (read more)

Author: Gene Myers

59. MOVIN' ON
June 20, 2015


May 2015… Lately I’ve been obsessed about something that it’s probably best not to spend hours, or even minutes, being bugged about. But I doubt that I’m alone. I’ll lay odds you’ve had a similar experience a time or two; like having some undesirable thought enter your mind that you don’t want to be there. It’s like being conscious of the beating of your heart, y’know? See I’ve lived all these years and still find it mysterious that my heart keeps beating with no control from me; and my blood circulates; and my gallbladder empties itself of yucky liquids; and my liver secretes bile; and m... (read more)

Author: Gene Myers

60. Equality and diversity is about much more than political correctness.
April 21, 2015


Equality and Diversity training. How does it matter in the workplace, anyway? Surely, the average staff member is too focused on their work to treat those of a different background to them in a hostile way? Alas, you would be surprised just how necessary such training remains in the 21st century workplace. However, equality and diversity training is also about so much more than political correctness or the basic respect for other people that one might imagine it to boil down to. True, a company may initially seek such training due to a documented instance of sexual harassment or other di... (read more)

Author: Smith Lara

61. Long-time drug addicted young adults may be assisted by mindfulness training
April 09, 2015


The MORE intervention's participants used mindfulness meditation to focus on all of a pleasant experience or objects (such as a sunset or other beautiful natural scene) sensory features, while reflecting on any positive emotions that they experienced as a result of this event. Meanwhile, in the support group, topics and emotions related to chronic pain and opioid use/misuse were discussed. The Substance abuse therapists across the United States will be interested to learn of recent research pointing to the usefulness of mindfulness training in reducing the deficits in natural reward proc... (read more)

Author: Smith Lara

62. Why you should make the time for time management training
April 01, 2015


Time is surely our most valuable commodity of all. Once it's gone, it's gone, and yet, so many of us fail to make the best possible use of it. Indeed, the very knowledge of that may paralyse us to the point that we, ironically, waste time. Many of us are no doubt familiar with that feeling of approaching the end of the working day, only to find that so many tasks remain undone. So what can you do to finally start making better use of your minutes? Here at Cerulean, we provide Time Management Training that helps you to banish those frustrations for good. If you are to conquer your time man... (read more)

Author: Smith Lara

63. Take a Look at the Complete Process of Sandblaster Technology
September 24, 2014


There are different applications of sandblaster technology. At some places it is used to remove paint or other stains from the steel, glass or other metal floors and surfaces. And at other places it is used for roughing plain surfaces in order to draw any paint over it. Smooth surfaces don’t retain the paint as it is required; therefore roughening the surface is essential on such surfaces. Many of you might have heard about this technology but must be pretty unaware of the process which makes sure this technique works properly for you as well. Though this technology is used by experienced and ... (read more)

Author: Brian Wilson

64. Benefits Of Industrial And Domestic Water Tanks In Melbourne
August 13, 2014


Searching tanks for domestic and industrial purpose is over when you are in Melbourne. The right place is O.P.S Country Tanks and a few other storage container manufacturing firms. Installing water tanks not only saves water but also saves money. It provides a premium quality of water that is manufactured by using high quality of raw materials that withstand with the harsh climate of Melbourne. The service of the company is well mentioning. It delivers water tanks not only in Melbourne but also across Victorian states like New South Wales, South Australia etc. Domestic Water Tanks in Me... (read more)

Author: Alice Campbell

65. The Magic Of Humor In The Workplace
August 11, 2014


For years a lot of people avoided humor in the workplace because they thought it was undignified and child-like. But there is magic in humor in the workplace that you should be aware of. Let’s look at four positive attributes for humor in the workplace, #1 Humor reduces stress and tension in the workplace. It offers a mental shift in what you are doing. The whole concept of comedy is that it catches you off guard so when you laugh you are reducing stress. And this can be both mentally and physically. You become relaxed quickly after you laugh. #2 Comedy helps you to become more c... (read more)

Author: jim stedt

66. The Four Cs to Use Humor As Your Key to Success!
July 29, 2014


“Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keeps friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment.” ~ Grenville Kleiser Having a great sense of humor is a huge factor in succeeding in life! Successful people are able to find humor in everything and use it tastefully. Apply these Four C’s to experience more successful outcomes across various life areas, both personal and professional. 1. Connect with Others. Humor is an AMAZING communication tactic. Humor a... (read more)

Author: Alaisha Capers

67. Humor is Challenging with Hearing Loss
July 23, 2014


The foundation of what makes something humorous causes humor to be a challenge for those of us who are hard of hearing. Here is why. ELEMENT OF SURPRISE: Humor is based on the element of SURPRISE. Because the topic and content of the conversation are part of the many dynamics that enable us to comprehend speech, the surprise twists and turns in humor are often lost on us with hearing loss. FAST TALKING/DELIVERY: Another challenge with humor is that so many stand-up comics talk real fast. I appreciate the closed-captioning of the comedy specials, but more often than not th... (read more)

Author: Linnaea Mallette

68. Sandblaster - A Brief Description of the Machine and Its Parts
July 18, 2014


Most of people are looking for a good sand blasting guide. Instead of getting into the process by yourself, it is better to hire a sandblasting expert. Ok, first things first i.e. to undergo a good sand blasting process you need to have good sandblasting equipment. Choosing genuine equipment is important because the degree of sand blasting is completely controlled with the help of the equipment. You may have noticed that most of the professional sand blasting firms make use of good devices. The different parts of a sandblaster are: • Sand blasting pot: It is a bucket shaped container wher... (read more)

Author: Brian Wilson

69. How organizations that were numerous get gained in the choice of download songs that was free?
June 01, 2014


Nowadays everyone is fascinated to understand just how to obtain songs free of charge. Because recently electronic songs features acquired great growth this is. Because everyone understands that just one-two tunes within an recording is likely to be at level, that will be likely to invest cash regarding a whole Disc. It'll be considered a spend. Ergo download-free songs and it's a lot more sensible to some person’s thoughts to check on the web. So it's important you know just how to obtain songs in a method that is lawful. Getting songs legitimately Couple of years again, America's Saving In... (read more)

Author: Mark Well

70. Where you can notice tunes and eighties audio?
June 01, 2014


It's stated that the music that was eighties was said to be the era's music with no music to-day that was accessible might defeat the songs that was 80’s. Right now there's an excellent preference for that 80’s songs area and individuals are wanting to pay attention to these aged tunes again and again. Nevertheless, because of even the additional conditions or several they frequently neglect to notice these tunes. Because of this there have been a number of stereo stations and sites that'll provide tunes located in the eighties to you. Actually, you'll discover a stereo that is hundred percen... (read more)

Author: Mark Well

71. Steel and Metal Shooting Targets For Practice
May 23, 2014


Have Gun Will Shoot - Steel and Metal Targets Metallic Targets are the innocuous and convenient "sitting ducks" that will make today's authorities or armed forces efficient in the jobs they are supposed to do particularly, protect human kind from different versions of the things we express as open public nuisances! Even today's enthusiast finds these near long lasting target process implements a helpful widget in the shooting exhibits. Steel and other metal targets have for that reason undergone fantastic transformation in regards to their usefulness and safety, and easy usage. A number o... (read more)

Author: Hector Allister

72. Sex Spy Bathroom Disinfectant Hidden Bathroom Spy Camera 32GB
May 06, 2014


http://www.sellbathroomspycamera.com/1080p-bathroom-spy-camera/1080p-spy-bathroom-disinfectant-hidden-bathroom-spy-camera-32gb.html This is a mini Bathroom Disinfectant spy camera, it looks like an ordinary Bathroom Disinfectant, However, no one will know, it has a powerful feature, hidden inside a miniature spy camera. Therefore, it has become a private detective camera bathroom spy camera, you can put anywhere, even in the bathroom, it will not cause other suspects. With it, if you're out there, it can help you record what happened. Thieves and intruders will never suspect that this Bathroo... (read more)

Author: hel len

73. Insecurities and internet services
April 08, 2014


The expanding broadband services are supporting, the individuals in all fields like, education, research, banking, etc. Besides all the facilities, various crimes emerging from the internet, are threatening the individuals like; misuse of internet for uploading cheap information, photos and videos of innocent people, hacking the computer information, identity theft, phishing etc. On one side, the government is expanding the networking of Broadband services (Unlimited Landline or bundles) and on the other side; it is strengthening the safety and privacy measure.  These criminal acts are, the r... (read more)

Author: Eliza davis

74. How To Be Successful By Being A Fool
April 01, 2014


Did you know the star comedian, Jerry Seinfeld, froze with stage fright the first time he got in front of an audience? The audience chased him off the stage with derisive laughter and boos. He had to fight through the shame and fear from this early experience to gain the poise that has made him a great performer. Nobody likes to look like a fool. But the truth is – as Seinfeld’s story illustrates - more often than not accomplishing big things means you have to risk looking foolish. And then get over it. Michael Jordan, the best basketball player of all time, was cut from his h... (read more)

Author: Michael E Rosenbaum, MD

75. Target Shooting - Tips For Reaching That Bull's-Eye
March 19, 2014


The game of target shooting includes a checkered standing in this land due to the abuse weapons stand for in many individuals minds. This short article will present this sport within a positive offer and light several tips to help people master the sport. Each weapon has its own special qualities to be mastered and these quirks will not be addressed in this article. I will focus on the common problems that prevent most shooters from becoming expert shots and give training tips to help them improve their performance. The path to becoming an expert shot doesn't begin at the firing ran... (read more)

Author: Hector Allister



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