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Apple's New iPhone Hovers Above All by Burt McGillicutty
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Art and Culture,Computers,Humor
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Apple has been at the forefront of the technology and mobile device arena now for what has seemed like centuries. They created many devices that have completely changed humanity and revolutionized how we do business, communicate and how we view media. But just when you thought that Apple would start to fall flat they up and outdo themselves again. Last week, at a Taiwanese strip club, an item was found that could only be a prototype for the Apple iPhone 47gsptx-8.5. This is not the first time that an Apple product has been located at a strip bar. Apple has a history of having its stuff found randomly and in consequence fought after in courtrooms and editor meetings. It would seem that the motives here are similar as before, to provide the public a chance to comment about on some of the new features before Apple is planning to unveil them coming spring. This iPhone seems to be a bit different in that a lot of the feature upgrades are hardware based instead of software based, something we haven’t seen since the iPhone 32sxg came out with a nine inch camera lens attached to it. This iPhone doesn’t seem to have anything that dramatic on it but its features will be welcomed by users. Staring off, it appears that the rumors are true and this iPhone comes with a 4,000 mega-watt security laser. The firing button can be selected without even unlocking the phone, similar to its camera function. This provides iPhone users with the protection they have been seeking being years. Next Apple has decided to include a foldout spoon for those who are either frequently in the outdoors or for those who just prefer to have their own utensils when they are eating out. This was speculated, last time, to have been included but apple decided to hold off till now to release it. Another thing that Apple has included on this phone is a hoverboard. Users who don’t have a fears of flying can merely push an enhanced button that is positioned in the lower right corner of the phone to unlock the hoverboard feature. And this hoverboard is nothing to scoff at. It flies up 30 miles an hour and can also float upwards of nine feet above the ground. Last but not least, it appears that the iPhone’s speaker system may finally get an upgrade, having its power doubled from 1 watt to 2 watts, another noted addition. There may release some other upgrades but for now let’s be thankful no one got hurt in the club playing with the laser. Burt McGillicutty is an expert in construction. For more information on flooring please visit Basement Remodeling St. Louis or go to Basement Remodeling St. Charles.
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