I've been working as a carpet cleaner my entire life. I have a hell of a background in this niche and have experience all kinds of stuff in my job. I've cleaned so dirty carpets that they can't even be described with words. I've met people that I don't want to meet ever again, and I've made some friends, too. But that's not the topic of these post. This post is about funny cleaning stories, so here are a few of them: Once I was called to clean three carpets in a property in my area Canary Wharf. I went to do the job, and as usually I parked my van and got up to examine the floorings before carrying my equipment up. What happened there was that I interrupted the owners while having sex. The man opened the door half naked with a little disappointed face seeing me at that very moment. I heard his wife calling him "Honey, hurry up before I've lost my enthusiasm." I started laughing and the woman showed up embarrassed. I apologised for my laughter and asked them, if they wanted me to complete the job, or to go the next day. They invited me in and I started the examination. Then, I went to take my equipment and the needed detergents. When I got back to the property I heard the owners having sex again, completely undisturbed by my presence. I started laughing again but kept on doing my job. These guys kept on satisfying their sexual hunger all the time I was at that property, and when I was over I had to interrupt them again, so to get my payment. Another interesting situation in which I got was at an old lady's house. This woman had eleven cats and the funny part was that she didn't want me to switch on my steam cleaner, so not to scary them. And when I asked her how to clean her floorings she answered "By hand". This wasn't an option at all because her floorings were all covered with cat urine stains and looked really awful. I managed to persuade the lady to close her cats in the bathroom and I used my machine. The funniest situation in which I've ever been during my career as a carpet cleaning expert in Canary Wharf so far, was with a gay threesome. Three gay men living together called me to clean the fluffiest, according to them, carpet, asking me to "restore the softness that had been giving pleasure to their sexy bums". It sounds really funny, doesn't it? Well, it is funnier when you get to the property to do the job and the owners ask you to test their flooring with your own behind. I was pretty confused by that request and didn't understand it at first, but when I got the idea I refused to sit on their carpet with bare fundament. Don't get me wrong, I respect gay people and their choice of sexuality, but I do not want to be part of their naughty games. I finished this job with a smile on my face, and with a funny story to tell. What do you think? Have you ever experienced anything funnier in your jobs and carriers?
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