There is a lot of speculation about what is going on at the food plants of Macdonald’s producing the Big Macs for Moscow, but nothing can beat the appearance of a purple McDonalds burger on Crazy Chatroulette. Warning: McBurgers flying into your chat window!! You like to go online whenever you find the time for a Crazy Chat. Well, be warned. You might get hit by a burger the next time. I had no warning and am really grateful technology is not advanced enough yet to send ketchup through the phone lines. Otherwise, I would have got splattered! At first I really couldn’t see who and what it was. It was just a big lump sitting way in the back of the room on a couch – as I saw it in the chat window. But then it moved forward and it was a really a huge burger. Some guy must have filched that costume off some burger chain from a promotion way back in the eighties. The salad leaf looked very droopy and the ketchup bulge looked a bit tired to me as well. But the burger meat! The guy had glued little purple blob worms onto it. It looked rather spacey and he called himself the Big Purple Worm Mac. He said his mission here on Crazy Chatroulette was to tell people the truth about McDonalds food and the chemical components of it. Basically, yes. There is a lot of non-natural stuff in a Big Mac. But then, so is there in a Iphone and you still plug it into or at least to your ear for hours on end every day. Or in your knickers and you still wear them all day long. And the plus side of chemical food is you can put all the good things in there too: vitamins, minerals, drugs… So, people should stop whining. But not everybody gets to grow purple worm blobs. Which is a pity, because if you do grow them, you’ll always have company. Because these worms are very chatty, and when the chat, they give your tummy a nice tickly sensation. He wouldn’t miss them for anything. And I did get to talk to one of them but it got very angry when I asked about what happens if one tries to remove them. Very angry! I AM grateful that ketchup did not come my way, via the Crazy Chatroulette window. Chatroulette
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