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326. Resolutions
January 15, 2013
Darla sat in her robe on this holiday morn, nursing a cup of tea. One of her resolutions for the New Year was to give up coffee. She loved coffee but several of her co-workers at the radio station convinced her that it was bad for her. They recommended she drink green tea. She took a sip of the liquid and said out loud as though there was someone with her. “This stuff is awful. I miss my coffee. The smell. The taste. The kick of caffeine it gives me.”
New Years Resolutions! Who started that tradition? Probably some sick masochist. She chuckled to herself. After spending the holidays with ... (read more)
Author: Claudette Cleveland
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327. The Interview Response that Disqualified Me from a Job
January 15, 2013
Over the years, I have interviewed for my share of employment positions. In some of those interviews, I did well, and in some I fell short. For the most part, I am well-prepared, and have a good idea what the interviewer is interested in hearing. Unfortunately, it’s tough to prepare for every question or every scenario. The Supermarket Interview Like many other students near college graduation, I participated in the mock interview sessions sponsored by career services. It was weird watching myself on video during a formal interview, but the exercise was important. The big day came whe... (read more)
Author: Dr. Jimmie Flores
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328. Don't Make Me Think! Just Tell Me What To Do!
January 14, 2013
Management theorist Douglas McGregor stated there were two types of workers: • Theory X: People who are lazy, and inherently dislike work. • Theory Y: People who love challenges, and look forward to productive work. I suppose there is another category, somewhere in the middle. One can deduce that Theory X workers are generally followers, while Theory Y employees are more like to become leaders of the organization. As a manager, we must determine in which category employees fall. To be sure, I’m not advocating ignoring the potential of Theory X employees, but we must ensu... (read more)
Author: Dr. Jimmie Flores
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329. What are game sequels we are expected will be released in 2013
January 12, 2013
Every year we are looking forward to the new game works being able to bring us pleasantly surprised. We also hope that the game can be created sequel. However, in addition to the few enduring works, most of the series of games will reach the pinnacle and then tend to the ordinary, and finally become the waste. Going through the last day, in 2013, what the sequels of the electronic games are there may be available? Let us first read it "Killzone 4" Guerrilla Games's first-person shooter "flagship" has been almost popular in everyone. In a short time after the completion of "Killzone 3", the d... (read more)
Author: Harmony Nelson
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330. The latest chirstian dior buy-chinajersey buy at discount price with top quality
January 08, 2013
There are many attractive points for all NBA Fans. Firs of all, the Kobe Bryant Shoes that NHL Jerseys used on the court is a pair of Nike Zoom Kobe VI in Red/Black. That is really a nice pair of basketball shoes. Apart from the shoes that the players wore on the court, the NBA Jerseys for 2011 All-Stars are also getting great popularity. Next on the plate for Roberto Luongo? The NHL All Star Game. Luongo has decided he will attend the game in his hometown of Montreal, though it is likely www.buy-chinajersey.com he will give the skills competition a pass, not wanting to risk his newly heale... (read more)
Author: sanyou 2012
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331. Ways to make beautiful Spa gift Basket for loved ones
January 08, 2013
Every one want a nice and beautiful life with full of joy and comfort and nobody wants to compromise with the luxury associated with the spas and to do that one should or I must say one have to spend a lot of money to buy those luxurious comfort especially when you want to impress your beloved. Also if you have money but do not have time to stay outside for few days then what should you do? So here is the answer for that you can make your house as a beautiful spa basket containing all the facilities and luxuries which the actual spa contains. It can help you to save your time as well as can m... (read more)
Author: andrew Flicker
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332. Walt Disney Leadership 101: Plus It! The Water Bill Story
January 07, 2013
Walt Disney was a perfectionist. He was not going to settle for mediocre work from his imagineers. Because he knew the work so well, Disney was aware of the upper limits. Getting near perfect results was challenging for his staff, but that was the expectation that everyone had to meet. I’m reminded of a story regarding Apple’s Steve Jobs. While working on a project dear to the technology icon, Jobs asked a team member the following question: “Is this the absolute best work you can do?” The engineer replied, “I guess I can probably do better.” Without reviewing the work, Jobs replied, “Befo... (read more)
Author: Dr. Jimmie Flores
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333. A Look at Comedic Archetypes
January 07, 2013
For centuries, comedy has been at the forefront of entertainment. Whether it’s one of Menander’s comedic plays in Ancient Greece or an animated cartoon like Family Guy in this day and age, there are specific types of characters that have become standards of comedy routines. These characters are referred to as archetypes, meaning that they represent a certain type of person that’s been copied or emulated in various different forms of comedy. Let’s take a look at these archetypes in the way they are used in modern American sitcoms:
1) The Square: This character is usually the central protag... (read more)
Author: Adrian Saunders
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334. The Influential Cultures of Humour
January 07, 2013
Throughout the world, humour has been presented through several forms. Various cultures have emphasized different aspects of humour and have made it their own. In this article, we will take a brief look at four different cultures and the main characteristics of their brand of humour and how they have sometimes influenced another culture’s humour.
American humour: American stand up comedians use a wide variety of comedic forms in their routines. Their humour can be categorized as more slapstick, improvisational, and oftentimes observational, especially due to the influx of Jewish comedian... (read more)
Author: Adrian Saunders
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335. Looking forward to purchasing coffee tables? - consider the following guide
January 07, 2013
Like it or not, coffee tables will always have a remarkable impact on a space ambience and décor. When the right type is chosen and placed properly, a mesmerizing effect is realized in the interiors. Unity and harmony are achieved when these tables are mixed with other elements of furniture in the living room.
The first thing to consider before buying a coffee table is what do you want with it? What do you want to achieve with it? There are many reasons why people go for these tables thus depending on yours, always make the right decisions. If you want coffee tables for ornamental pu... (read more)
Author: piash chowdhury
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336. Ideal Instances During Which Sacramento Child Support Attorney is Necessary
January 04, 2013
Consulting a Sacramento child support attorney is necessary in the first place in case no conclusive result has been obtained in the case of the child support and custody. As a matter of fact, the court holds both mother and father to be equally responsible for the maintenance of any kid. However, a perfect decision could be taken only studying the case in great detail. Remember that every case will be different in its own right. Couples cannot bank upon a single aspect reflecting the fact that children need various benefits and features for themselves from time to time. Responsible parents un... (read more)
Author: jasica jone
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337. Avoid Giving up Your Seat on the Next Flight ... Even if She has a Baby
January 03, 2013
A few months back, I was on a flight from New Delhi, India to Newark, NJ. The flight is terribly long, more than 16 hours. A month before the flight, I contacted a United Airlines representative to secure a seat where I could work comfortably. If one is not in First Class, either the bulkhead or exit rows work well. The agent informed me that I would need to wait until 24 hours within my flight to request an exit row, and bulkhead seats were unavailable at this time.
From experience, I knew that it is standard policy to hold exit row seats until the day of the flight. However, many experi... (read more)
Author: Dr. Jimmie Flores
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338. Quotations, SMS, Jokes, Hindi SMS, Hindi Jokes, Hindi Shayri, Love Poetry, Daily SMS
January 02, 2013
Celebrities are very intresting part of our life. We usally search for famous celebrities, pictures of actresses, actors as we usally have a wish in the samll corner of heart to be an actress or be an actor no matter it could be a tamil actress, hollywood actress or bollywood actress. With actress pictures you also get celebrities personnal information like name, date of birth, birth place and carrer report at http://waahwaah.in.
If your idol is a celeb, it could be a sport star, sport celebrity, movie star, movie makers or models then you can find your celeb pictures/wallpapers at http... (read more)
Author: Megha jha
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339. Avoid Giving up Your Seat on the Next Flight ... Even if She has a Baby
December 26, 2012
A few months back, I was on a flight from New Delhi, India to Newark, NJ. The flight is terribly long, more than 16 hours. A month before the flight, I contacted a United Airlines representative to secure a seat where I could work comfortably. If one is not in First Class, either the bulkhead or exit rows work well. The agent informed me that I would need to wait until 24 hours within my flight to request an exit row, and bulkhead seats were unavailable at this time.
From experience, I knew that it is standard policy to hold exit row seats until the day of the flight. However, many experi... (read more)
Author: Dr. Jimmie Flores
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340. The Secret to Happy Skin
December 24, 2012
Today's women are all about perfection and for them making a good impression is extremely important. If you have a radiant and healthy skin it can help boost the confidence and when you are confident about how you look, you become bolder. After all, it is the skin that reflects our inner beauty and we at all times should make sure that it is healthy, soft, and smooth. If you don’t take care of your skin you are bound to suffer from several skin problems like wrinkles, pim... (read more)
Author: andy cena
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341. Tips and Guydlines for movie filming in your home
December 22, 2012
A few people think my honesty is a bit too honest! It is not going to stop me……I’M BACK (with even more wisdom and crazier stories)!!
I have learned A LOT over the past month. I think the best way to start is how I came to have a movie filmed at my home. No, I did not list my house on E- bay, Craigslist, receive a knock on the door by Steven Spielberg, or post on some slutty site (mail order) but actually thought I had a friend who was a “Producer”. I was helping him out because the previous location backed out of his agreement 2 days before the movie was set to be filmed (hint – hello???... (read more)
Author: Melany Berger
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342. Tips for dating and relationship safety
December 20, 2012
So, many of you are probably wondering when my relationship with drama began? It loves me and I guess I love it (maybe that is why I am still single?) Let’s take it WAY back? What do you think?
By the time I hit high school, I had my fair share of drama filled stories. Of course, I need to preface this story with the fact that I grew up in a small town in the Bay Area – Belmont (a.k.a. Boremont). Being from the Bay, we were VERY close to Humboldt County. Humboldt County is known for just 1 thing (and no, it is not the type of skunk that is black, white, and furry running around spraying ... (read more)
Author: Melany Berger
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343. A fully fledged internet hosting company is your best choice for best results
December 19, 2012
If you have to host your site on a server then you must choose a company that has every little thing that is needed to host your site. This includes the right tools to construct your site and the right space to host it. A good web hosting business ought to make sure that they provide you with all of the necessary tools to make this task as easy as it can be you while still maintaining the highest levels of security.
A good website hosting company also takes phenomenal measures to guarantee the protection of their servers. These servers are typically put in underground bunkers and they... (read more)
Author: Daniel lee
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344. What Will You Do in the End of the World If It Really Comes
December 18, 2012
When is the end of the world?
According to Maya, with the darkness of December 21, 2012 falling, the dawn of December 22 will never come. It seems the doomsday 2012 is one step closer. Have you prepared for it? If you believe this prophecy, have you bought the ticket to Noahs Ark?
No matter what will happen, what will you do in the end of the world if the mayan prophecy came true? I gathered some friends’ ideas and would like to share all of you, though they sound ridiculous, imaginable, warm and etc.
First, Make love till all things destroyed, which is ridiculous, nevertheless... (read more)
Author: lian lianshengjie
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345. Create your Home's Outside Areas with Calgary Garage Builders
December 17, 2012
After you are developing a property, you don't choose simply on what goes in the 4 partitions of your home. The adjacent areas of the household are equally critical as well since these spaces also provide you with a lot more utilitarian functions. Hence, whenever you are organizing your house, you also really need to place cautious consideration on your garage which may serve you using a great deal of perform aside from housing your vehicle. Frequently, a garage also functions like a storage area, a workshop and even a place for chilling on hot summer time days. A durable garage is essential s... (read more)
Author: silver summit
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346. Getting a Micromanager off Your Back
December 17, 2012
Micromanagers look for opportunities to tell you to get to work, even though they’ve probably done it many times before. They get their sense of worth by giving orders. They love busy work, spending most of their day checking things off their list. Interestingly, micromanagers are less interested in the results of the work, and more concerned in the process. When possible, they call meetings to discuss requirements that everyone already understands. A meeting allows micromanagers the opportunity to shine. They walk in with a slick-looking planner, and a few #2 pencils. Upon reaching yo... (read more)
Author: Dr. Jimmie Flores
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347. Do Your Employees Really Believe in the Vision of the Organization? A conversation with an employee
December 17, 2012
Your employees come to work each ready to do the assign work. After the standard coffee break, and the half-hour used to surf the web, they start going through their Inbox. It’s time to get going. Most departmental meetings focus on the day-to-day requirements, and not on the big picture. In other words, the workers fail to understand how the work they do affects the bottom line of the entire organization. Some might argue that employees should worry only about the work assigned to them, and the rest will take care of itself. Unfortunately, this position is shortsighted, and will stifl... (read more)
Author: Dr. Jimmie Flores
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348. Le beats studio fait que les femmes signalent souvent des orgasmes avec la stimulation
December 14, 2012
D'autres, soulignant la rareté des terminaisons nerveuses à la surface des parois du vagin et de la densité comparative des terminaisons nerveuses dans le clitoris femelle, a répliqué que l'organe du plaisir féminin était clair aux yeux de tous. Le beats studio fait que les femmes signalent souvent des orgasmes avec la stimulation clitoridienne et pas si souvent des rapports sexuels est apparu pour re... (read more)
Author: Alexander Alexander
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349. Pet Diamond: To Never Say Goodbye
December 13, 2012
With a Pet Diamond you can keep your beloved pet close forever!
Here at FunnyKittyCatPictures, we usually deal with the brighter things of life. However, today we delve into the subject of something a little darker. The ending of your pets life is sometimes one of the most devastating periods in a person's life. For a select few that can afford it, a pets passing can now mean being able to be with your favorite Kitty forever. Using the modern technique of creating synthetic gems a company can now make your recently deceased feline into a diamond, a Pet Diamond to be exact. With a P... (read more)
Author: Veronica Maddox
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350. Insights on CISM Education
December 13, 2012
Should you have decided on the IT job path and would like to excel much more by developing your vocation specializing in data security, then you definately will require Qualified Information DevicesSupervisor or perhaps CISM education. This program could offer you fantastic opportunity if you wish to obtain more know-how along with produce your competencies although acquiring brand new types. This particular That Schooling class is actually suitable for pros exactly who have advance expertise and vast doing work practical experience while in the field of information security. CISM training... (read more)
Author: Anita Davis
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