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Katy Perry slips into a latex dress as she performs in NY… We have a little problem, maybe you can help; we’ve got some photos of Sophie Reade leaving Mahiki in London last night and we don’t know what to write about them. We could say that on her way home she Tweeted, “Courtney keeps tickling me with her Ann Summers dildo!” – but that’s not very interesting is it? Hmmm what else? Er, her teeth look very white and her dress is kind of ugly... Okay, we’re just clutching at straws now. That’s it game over, we’ve officially run out of things to write about the Big Brother winner – Bye Sophie, it was nice knowing you! Chanelle Hayes has finally realised Jack Tweed can’t keep his penis in his pants… And so it seems as though the romance that captivated the hearts and minds of many people around the nation has finally come to a dramatic and grisly end. Chanelle Hayes has smelt the proverbial coffee this morning and has come to the conclusion that her on-off boyfriend Jack Tweed may have one two problems keeping his penis in his pants. The reality star has taken to Twitter today to call time on her romance with the ex-con after seeing pictures of him out holding hands with a glamour girl called Daisy Watt who, it seems, Jack had tried to claim was his cousin. What an idiot. Chanelle told her followers on Twitter: “Omg I’m so dumb. I feel sick” “Since when has Daisy watts been cousins with Jack tweed? So funny they leave alto holding hands and he STILL lies his arse off!! Woww!!” “She's my cousin honestly I love u... Bla bla bla! Biggest load of rubbish ever! Hahahaaaaaaaa!! “Oh I love u chan, I wanna marry u chan, I wanna be blakelys daddy chan. I've officially had enough of u Jack. Do one! “Stop calling me, stop texting me, stop lying to my face!! I'm done with u, ur lies, and ur obvious inability to keep ur penis in ur pants. “I have my baby and my life is full of love. Yours is full of sl*gs, alcohol, fights and trouble...u must be so proud. “I have finally realised I am far too good for u. :-) “And if u even try to come visit me on my birthday like u keep saying ur going to then I'll have u arrested for harrassment and trespassing. “Byeeeee loserrrrrrrrrr.” You heard the girl Jack – jog on… Alex Reid got a little bit carried away at last night’s Call of Duty launch party... The celebrity guestlist for last night’s Call of Duty launch party in Battersea included a ridiculous number of A-list stars. Wait, did we say A-list? Oops, we obviously didn’t mean that, what we were supposed to type was, the celebrity guestlist for last night’s Call of Duty launch party in Battersea included a ridiculous number of z-lister’s – That’s better. Jordan’s hubby Alex Reid - who got a little over excited when he given a toy gun to play with - was joined by The Only Way is Essex crew, Lizzie Cundy, Goldie, Tina O'Brien, Gail Porter and Calum Best. But wait, there were also few celebrities who didn’t really fall into the z-list category and they were Sophie Ellis Bextor, Shayne Ward, Keisha Buchanan, Example and Professor Green. Mr Paparazzi has got all the latest Celebrity Pictures, Cheryl Cole gossip, Katie Price gossip and Hollywood and UK celebrities gossip.
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