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The Great Controversy By Larry Whittler For years every husband and wife has battled over the position of the toilet seat. I would like to put this to rest forever. Women’s Mechanical Disability… From the early days women would engage the help of a man to traverse a muddy street, chop the wood, plow the back forty…. You get the message... Then they developed a toilet, putting a seat that would flip up and down, ah! Again this mechanical device was perplexing for the woman; she enlisted the man to put the seat down after use, complaining that the porcelain was to cold when they forgot to put the seat down… duh! Toilet roll dispenser, well what do we have here! I don’t know about you, but in my house I find the new roll of tissue sitting atop the dispenser, again it’s the mans responsibility to insert the new roll on the dispenser… I would say that any butt that hits a seat one time without the lid down would recognize the next time they had better check where they are placing their butt prior to assuming the setting position. For Example: Every male that I know recognizes when the seat lid is down and has no trouble in raising the seat to the up position and when the seat is up they have no trouble in lowering the seat to the do position. On the other hand women seem to have no problem in plopping their butt anywhere without inspection. Although they have no trouble in pointing the finger of blame to the male of the species. I never hear a male pointing to the women and saying I had to lift the lid to take do #1, the male simply makes a observation, is the lid up or down, if its down the simply raise the lid and do their business. Gee what a concept! So ladies I would say to you that there is a butt for every seat and you better start by watching where you place yours. Thank you www.thatdoghunts.com
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