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It is a well-known fact that those people who laugh a lot live longer in life as they become immune to certain ailments such as hypertension and so on. It is also a fact that in this modern world of ours, the number of people dying from high blood pressure is on the increase. It is therefore a matter of common sense for people to know that in order to avoid such ailments as mentioned above and live a healthier and happier life, it is necessary to engage one’s self in such activities that will be bring as much laughter as possible into one’s life and as often as possible. We do not need a doctor or mathematician to give us such an advice as long as we already know the above-mentioned facts. It is however also a fact that in the present day’s economic situation, it is not easy to stay off stress due to the pressure at one’s place of work, at home (especially if you are a mother), in traffic and in other places we just have to go to for one reason or the other. This automatically behoves on us the responsibility to find a way to balance things out if we do not intend to spend most of the money we work for on visits to the hospitals. How do we go about doing this delicate balancing act? There are numerous ways in which one can reduce the effects of these various daily pressures on one’s nerves. I am going to mention a few here and try to illustrate how they can be utilized. For today, I want us to take a look at the very first one on my list. This is my favourite and it goes by the acronym “stand up comedy”. This is a type of entertainment in which people pay money to go to a pre-announced place purely to get entertained through jokes, music, dance and so on. In these days of modern technology, you do not even have to go to such places as long as you know about the event, its advertorial label and so on. This is because the show will definitely be recorded and sold to the public after it has been presented live. This makes it possible for you to simply go to a store where such videos or compact disks are sold in your area and buy your copy or where possible pay for a digital one online, download it and enjoy the whole stuff in the quiet of your home and better still, with members of your family at the same time. In this way, you will have achieved your aim of reducing some stress after a hard day’s job, refreshed your nerves, and very likely that of your family members too. Let me give you an illustration of what I mean here. Imagine coming from your place of work seriously stressed out, managing to take your bath as quickly as you can and settling on your sofa to listen to a stand up comedian who gives you a joke like this one: “One day, in line at the company canteen, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer at the drugstore at the corner. Just give it your urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs only ten dollars...a hell of a lot cheaper than a doctor who will charge hundreds of dollars." So Jack deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to the drugstore. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout saying: 'You have tennis elbow ailment. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activities. It will improve in two weeks. That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, his dog's faeces, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and masturbated into the mixture for good measure. Jack hurries back to the drugstore, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results. The computer prints the following: 1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. 2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab. 4. Your wife is pregnant...twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. 5. If you don't stop self-servicing, your elbow will never get better.” I am quite sure you and your family members will have a very good laugh and feel much better that evening at the very least. I will be posting a follow-up to this article as soon as possible. So, keep your dials here, please. In order words, be on the watch-out for it. Before then however, I invite you to go ahead and see another form of entertainment on which I will be writing and which I am already serving to some of the visitors at my blog located at http://cumedyhut.csjvom.com/wp. You will be glad you went there, I promise you.
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