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After last night's Dancing With the Stars performances, it seemed clear which pair should be going homebefore the season finale. When the dancers are so evenly matchedand one biffs the ending she should go, right? But this is adancing show, so it's only fair that they keep you on yourtoes. So who is going home? Do we expect who we least expect? Orexpect who we most expect? What do we expect when we are expecting?Let's get some results and some aspirin for this headachecaused by so many philosophical questions. Whose twinkling toes are heading home? Let's find out: Repeat Offender : The judges couldn't get enough of William Levy shaking hisbon bon and had him and Cheryl Burke perform their jiggly wigglydance again. Revisiting the sassy samba gave us another chance toleer (Len was looking. Again.) but also to note thatWilliam's white patent leather shoes are absolutely heinous.Burn them! Highest Potential of Crocodile Tears : After a replay of Katherine Jenkins finale foul-up, she lookslike she's going to yarf all over Mark Ballas' prettypink zoot suit. But it's not pain, it's nerves.She's convinced she is going home for her botched ending. Andif this was a real dance competition, she would. But this is apopularity contest and after her sobbing meltdown, America openedtheir heart and dialed her number. That's right, she issafe. As for that back injury? She showed no sign of it when TomBergeron told her she was safe and started jumping all over thestage almost like her pants were on fire. ( MORE : Dancing with the Stars Watch: The Final Four ) Design a Dance : I'll admit that I've never really understoodDesign-A-Dance. It's one of the many segments that this showdoesn't bother explaining because they assume you'vewatched all 14 seasons of the show. What I can gather is thatit's the Fashion Plates equivalent of dance where fans mixand match the dance, dancers, style and song. It ends upsounding like a Clue result: Tristan MacManus and Chelsie Hightower in the ballroomwith a Brazilian Beyonc . It looked just like it sounds. Best Flashback : Alanis Morrisette (remember her?) reminds us she still exists andis wildly relevant by re-surfacing on a show aimed squarely at thegeriatric demographic. Remember to buy the new CD and take yourcalcium supplement. Strangest Moment : During some behind-the-scenes footage, Maria Menounos licks herhand and wipes it on Cheryl's hair, and Cheryl thanks her. Ifthere's no business like show business, I'll stay righthere in writing, thanks. What I Missed Yesterday: Apparently when Maria and Derek started their dance yesterday,Maria was dead on a table. Not literally, but just dead in thedance. Derek brought her to life via defibrillator and they scoreda perfect 30. Jeeze I know they've been talking aboutMaria's health a lot on this show, but I had no idea of theextent of her injuries. Biggest Shock : No, not the defibrillator. It's that despite topping theleaderboard, a perfect score and rave reviews, Maria and Derek arein jeopardy. This shouldn't come as a huge surprise, becauseit keeps feeling like the judges or producers are trying to makeMaria and Derek happen, like they owe Extra! some ad revenues orsomething. Yet it is still a bit surprising to see the duo in thebottom. Least Sympathetic Hostess : Brooke Burke Charvat is supposed to be interviewing William Levyand Donald Driver, but their nerves are getting all over her. Sheends up yelling at them, "You guys are stressing meout!" And Brooke can't risk getting wrinkles in herweave. Wildest Promotion : Rock of Love , the musical turned movie, takes over the Dancing with the Stars stage with an impressive array of leopard prints, zebra stripes,feathers and leathers. It kind of looks like Lorne Green's Wild Kingdom suffered a tragic accident just before the dance started. Mary J.Blige still has it going on, though. Maybe she can teach Alannis athing or two. Worst Outfit Ever? Julianne Hough makes her triumphant return to the Dancing with the Stars stage in a seafoam green fringed swim suit that she paired withwhite cowboy boots, feather earrings, a floral print waist wrap anda few studded belts. It's The Worst, and, as you know, onthis show, that's really saying something. Best Performance of the Night : Carrie Underwood continues her reality show tour to perform"Good Girl" off her new album, the title track of whichshe performed on her home turf of American Idol a few weeks ago. She has very white teeth. Judgement Night: Tom quickly announces that William and Cheryl are going to thefinals. That means Green Bay Packer and Super Bowl champion DonaldDriver is in jeopardy, pitted against talk show host MariaMenounos. As Tom said, "Whichever way this goes, it'sgonna suck." Oh, is this what Sophie's Choice is about? I've never read it. The Results : Maria and Derek are out. Despite their perfect scores, perfectsmiles and perfect chemistry. Life can be brutal, guys. And by lifewe mean reality television, of course. On the way out, Brooke asksMaria her go-to question, "What did you take away from thiswhole experience?" I'm guessing she's learned howto be a better television host, just from watching Brooke thesepast weeks. Come back next week for the finale when three people you probablynever heard of before this show started dance for a trophy no onewants in their living room. LIST: The Top 10 TV Shows of the 2000s. We are high quality suppliers, our products such as China Courier Envelopes , Clasp Envelopes Manufacturer for oversee buyer. To know more, please visits Mailing Bubble Envelopes.
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