“Man Drawers” is the official scientific term for THAT Drawer we all have in our homes. You know what we’re on about; THE drawer. |
The one that’s full of absolute rubbish that you can’t throw away because you might need it at ANY GIVEN SECOND. Come to think of it, you don't even necessarily need to be a man to have one.
Here at Thingz, we provide On Demand Storage that’s less demanding than THE drawer. That’s enough about us (for now), here are some effective ways to deal with THE drawer™.
Put on any safety equipment you may need (gloves, eye goggles, full protective bodysuit...), and carefully open the drawer. If you have made it past this step alive, take a look at the contents. The average contents of one of these drawers often include the likes of;
1.Old instruction manuals. 2.Sweet wrappers. 3.Oh dear god what is that. 4.CDs or DVDs. 5.Bits of stationery. 6.Your hopes and dreams. 7.Old gadgets. 8.Business cards. After you’ve had a good rifle through, make three piles out of the contents of your drawer; Bin, Reuse/Recycle and Keep.
Once you’ve made your three piles, act accordingly. Chuck out the ‘Bin’ pile, do whatever you wish with the ‘Reuse/Recycle’ pile, and then you only have the ‘Keep’ pile to deal with.
If any items in the ‘Keep’ pile are especially hefty or you simply don't have any room to spare, Thingz may be able to help!
Simply send away for one of our boxes (or more, you messy thing), fill it with whatever rubbish you’ve developed an emotional attachment to and then send it back to us, where we store it for up to a year in our super top secret warehouse in Northampton. You can get your items back at any time - just get in touch via our website, and we’ll get your box back to you within 24 hours. Bosh.
If this sounds like the option for you, simply tell us how many boxes you need and how long you need to store them for and we’ll give you a quote. It really is that simple!
Unsure about any aspect of our exceedingly Thingz service? You silly billy. Just drop us a line (well, an email) and we'll put you right, or failing that, at least answer your question. Ahem. Bye for now!
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