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Laugh with me in these Electrician Jokes!! by Brian White





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Laugh with me in these Electrician Jokes!!


 
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Whether you are a student attending electrician training, an electrician doing work in a client’s house, or a friend wanting to break the ice, electrician jokes can be an excellent way to inject humor into any conversation. Do you want to cheer up a crowd? Memorize the electrician jokes below and for sure, you will end up making someone laugh.

Here are some of the question and answer type of electrician jokes that will surely enliven any dull moment.

Q: What is the favorite car of electricians?

A: Volts-wagon!

Q: Who was the first electrician to become a detective?

A: Sherlock Ohms!

Q: What do electricians call their apprentice?

A: Shock absorber!

Q: What do you call a carpenter who is working in an electrical panel?

A: Dead!

Q: What do you call it when power fails right now?electrician-jokes-funny-humor

A: Current event!

Q: Why are electricians always updated with the latest happenings?

A: Because they are current specialists!

Q: What is an electrician’s favorite sweet?

A: Shock-olate

Q: What is an electrician’s most hated workwear?

A: Shorts Circuit!

Q: What does an electrician say to another electrician when they met at the mall?

A: Watts up!

Q: What is an electrician’s favorite Tom Jones song?

A: Wire, wire, wire Delilah!

Q: Who is an electrician’s favorite superhero?

A: Resis-Thor!

Q: What is an electrician’s favorite mobile messaging app?

A: WattsApp!

You do not have to ask a question to be able to pull electrician jokes. You just need to make a random statement out of nowhere, and for sure, you will be able to make someone giggle in laughter.

>Electricians do it until it Hertz!

>I do not like hearing electricity jokes. Watts so funny with them?

>I have always wanted to have a power plant. Yesterday, I planted a light bulb!

>Old electricians never die. They just lose contact.

>I knew I was in love with a battery! There’s a spark!

>A criminal has been arrested for theft of batteries. Police says he will be charged tomorrow morning. Your electrician jokes are lame and old. Don’t you have a more current one?

>I have a long list of electricians who happen to be good jokers. Sadly, your name has been OHMmitted. Here is something that is a bit longer. It requires a bit of effort to pull it off, but with the right timing and confidence, it is one of those electrician jokes that will make people laugh.

>A mason, a gardener, and an electrician were fighting. They were arguing about one question – what is the world’s oldest profession?

Mason: Our profession is the oldest. We were instrumental in building the Tower of Babel.

Gardener: My profession is older. We were the ones who planted in the Garden of Eden.

Electrician: Stop arguing, you fools! We are the oldest profession in the world. God once said, “Let there be light!” From then on, electricians started working!

Admit it, you have laughed in at least one of our electrician jokes. Do you have any interesting electrician jokes to share? WATT are them?

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