Ladies and gentlemen, we are graced once again by the tail-wagging presence of Angel MedFlight Worldwide Air Ambulance's Canine Information Officer, Sam. This Golden Lab Mix, who keeps watch over a couple other canines at this dog-friendly office, stops by the copywriter's office every so often for a little chat. We bring you another Friday Sam Session. Angel MedFlight: Sam, I notice you have a new title since the last time we spoke to you. Sam: Yes, I was originally the Director of Canine Operations at Angel MedFlight, but after a lot of thought I told the nice humans here at the office I'd prefer Canine Information Officer. It has more of a C-level ring to it and when there's information on spreads of food offered in the conference room, or there's a dog toy hidden in a corner office, I need to be on top of that. My job is all about timely communication. Angel MedFlight: That makes a lot of sense Sam. Congratulations on the new title. Sam: Thanks. I'll make sure to get you one of my new business cards when they get back from the printer. Angel MedFlight: You have business cards? Sam: I most certainly do. And I get mine with a blue color scheme because blue is my favorite color. See, blue is a calming color and I seem to have a calming influence on many of the human employees here at the office. (Pause) Okay, maybe not so calming when I race one of you guys down the hall. Angel MedFlight: It's interesting you mention the color blue because I see it's the dominant color on your Twitter feed. Sam: You're a pretty observant guy. Yes, the talented human in charge of graphics design, Cooper Bolton, gave my @CanineSam Twitter page a bold and fresh look recently and when I open up the site to tweet, I see that new look and I have a hard time keeping my tongue in my mouth. Angel MedFlight: You're fur seems to be standing up a little today. Any issues? Sam: Now that you mention it, yes. I learned this morning that a feline critter who goes by the moniker Grumpy Cat just got an endorsement deal? What's with that? I'm a top-level canine executive at an air ambulance company…and…and…a cat with a permanent scowl on her face gets a deal to endorse cat food. What about me? What about a deal for Handsome Dog or even Cool Pooch? Grumpy Cat! And it's not even her real name!! Angel MedFlight: Okay, so what else is on your mind on this Friday, Sam? Sam: Well, I would like to recognize the many friendly humans I work alongside at this air ambulance company. They all treat me so well. I can't say enough how nice it is to have people open doors for me, run with me, pet me when I enter an office. These nice people who help arrange medical flights for patients will take the time to get me cold water on these hot summer days. And best of all, they let me take a nap virtually anywhere I want to. Angel MedFlight: There's a reason for that nap part Sam. Sam: There is? Angel MedFlight: Haven't you ever heard the saying, 'Let sleeping dogs lie?' Sam: A prime example of Canine Information.
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