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www.deepthoughtsbyjackhandey.com/ Jack Handey (born 25 February 1949) is an American humorist. He is best known for his Deep Thoughts, a large body of surrealistic one-liner jokes, as well as his "Fuzzy Memories" and "My Big Thick Novel" shorts. Although many people assume otherwise, Handey is a real person, not a pen name or a character. Contents 1 Early years 2 Deep Thoughts 3 Other SNL work 4 Recent life 5 Works 5.1 Books 5.2 Articles 5.3 Television writing 6 References 7 External links // Early years Handey was born in San Antonio, Texas, in 1949. His family later moved to El Paso, Texas, where Handey attended Eastwood High School (where he was editor of Sabre,the school newspaper) and the University of Texas at El Paso. Handey's earliest writing job was for a newspaper, the San Antonio Express-News. He lost the job, in his words, after writing "an article that offended local car dealerships". His first comic writing was with comedian Steve Martin. According to Martin, Handey got a job writing for Saturday Night Live in 1975 after Martin introduced Handey to the show's creator, Lorne Michaels. For several years Handey worked on other television projects: the Canadian sketch series Bizarre in 1980; the 1980 TV special Steve Martin: Comedy Is Not Pretty; and Lorne Michaels' short-lived sketch show on NBC called The New Show in 1984. Handey returned to Saturday Night Live in 1985 as a writer and co-producer. Deep Thoughts In April 1984, National Lampoon published the first of Jack Handey's Deep Thoughts. Additional Deep Thoughts appeared in the October and November 1984 editions as well as in the short-lived comedy magazine Army Man, while more appeared in 1988 in The New Mexican. The one-liners were to become Handey's signature work, notable for their concise humor and their outlandish hypothetical situations: If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason. The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw. Handey's work next showed up in the Mike Nesmith produced TV series Television Parts, in the format which would later become famous on Saturday Night Live (though in that program, Nesmith provided the narration). Some of these bits appeared in the compilation video of that program, Doctor Duck's Super Secret All-Purpose Sauce. Between 1991 and 1998, Saturday Night Live included Deep Thoughts on the show as an interstitial segment between sketches. Introduced by Phil Hartman and read live by Handey (neither actually appeared on screen), the one-liners proved to be extremely popular. Hartman would intone "And now, Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...", and peaceful easy listening music would play while the screen showed soothing pastoral scenes, much like a New Age relaxation video. Handey would then read the Deep Thought as the text to it scrolled across the screen. They became an enduring feature of SNL, often having multiple Thoughts in each episode, and made Handey a well-known name. Today the Deep Thoughts can be found copied on numerous websites (although his name is often misspelled as "Handy" or "Handley"). A Deep Thought is also featured in the Nirvana song "I Hate Myself and Want to Die." Currently, the Deep Thoughts have their own official website overseen by Handey, Deepthoughtsbyjackhandey.com. Other SNL work Other Handey pieces that appeared on SNL included Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer, "Fuzzy Memories" which depicted re-enactments of a twisted childhood memory and aired in the late 1990s, and the short-lived "My Big Thick Novel," which were spoken excerpts from a very long book in the style of "Deep Thoughts" and which aired during the 2001-2003 season of SNL. Handey is also credited with creating Toonces, the cat who could drive a car. The recurring skit originated in 1990 with Steve Martin and Victoria Jackson as the crash-prone kitty's owners. In 1992, NBC aired a half-hour Toonces special. Handey, who owned a real cat by the same name, once said he couldn't remember exactly how he dreamed up the premise. "It was just one of those free association ideas you write down and look at later and think, 'Maybe,'" he said. Recent life Jack Handey currently lives with his wife, Marta Chavez Handey, in Santa Fe, New Mexico. Previously, the Handeys had lived in the Chelsea neighborhood of Manhattan, New York City. Recently, several short humor pieces of his have appeared in The New Yorker's "Shouts & Murmurs" section: "What I'd Say to the Martians," in the issue of August 8 & 15, 2005; "This Is No Game," in the issue of January 9, 2006; "Ideas for Paintings," in the issue of March 20, 2006; "My First Day In Hell", in the issue of October 30, 2006; "My Nature Documentary", in the issue of July 2, 2007; "How Things Even Out", in the issue of March 3, 2008, "How I Want To Be Remembered," in the issue of March 31, 2008,, "The Symbols on My Flag (And What They Mean)" in the issue of May 19, 2008 and "The Plan" in the issue of November 24, 2008. Handey has written and performed segments on the radio program Studio 360. In early April, 2008, Handey published his first collection of magazine humor pieces, What I'd Say to the Martians and Other Veiled Threats. The Associated Press critic Jake Coyle wrote, "With absurdist musings such as these, Handey has established himself as the strangest of birds: a famous comedian whose platform is not the stage or screen, but the page." Works Books Deep Thoughts (1992). Berkley Publishing Group, ISBN 0-425-13365-6 Deeper Thoughts: All New, All Crispy (1993). Hyperion, ISBN 1-56282-840-1 Deepest Thoughts: So Deep they Squeak (1994). Hyperion, ISBN 0-7868-8044-9 Fuzzy Memories (1996). Andrews McMeel Publishing, ISBN 0-8362-1040-9 a collection of "stories from Handey's childhood" What I'd Say to the Martians and Other Veiled Threats:*Fuzzy Memories: CD-R om (2003). Disc Us Books Inc, ISBN 1-5844-4078-3 - An Emersa*Plus Reader/Viewer E-book that contains all of the text and pictures from the original book plus "new (1998). Hyperion, ISBN 0-7868-8305-7 (2008), Hyperion, ISmemories," 28 Videos of "Jack's home movies", and 60 audio file of Jack reading selected stories. The Lost Deep Thoughts: Don't Fight the Deepness BN 978-1401322663 Articles Handey, Jack (24 November 2008). "Shouts & Murmurs". The New Yorker 84 (38): 62. http://www.newyorker.com/humor/2008/11/24/081124sh_shouts_handey. Retrieved 16 April 2009.  Television writing Steve Martin: Comedy Is Not Pretty! (1980) Prime Times (1983) The New Show (1984) Television Parts Home Companion (1985) - sequel to Elephant Parts by Michael Nesmith) Doctor Duck's Super Secret All-Purpose Sauce (1986) - another sequel to Elephant Parts by Michael Nesmith Saturday Night Live (1985 - 1998 and 2001 - 2002) References ^ a b Biography, "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey" Website, http://www.deepthoughtsbyjackhandey.com/answer.html. Accessed 6 June 2008. ^ a b c Handey, Jack: "Deep Thoughts about Me: Questions I Am Often Asked (and My Answers)", Texas Monthly, January 2002. ^ "Martin Writes Off Fried Shrimp Days," New York Post, 1 October 1999. ^ Jack Handey at the Internet Movie Database ^ Handey, Jack (1991-10-12). "The SNL Archives: "Deep Thoughts" Episode 17.3". http://snl.jt.org/deep/index.phtml?i=0.  ^ a b Handey, Jack: Deep Thoughts (1992). Berkley Publishing Group, n.p. ^ Handey, Jack (1991-10-21). "The SNL Archives: "Deep Thoughts" Episode 18.7". http://snl.jt.org/deep/index.phtml?i=0.  ^ Handey, Jack: "Deep Thoughts," Saturday Night Live Episode 18.7, 21 October 1992. Cited online in The SNL Archives, . ^ Handey, Jack: Deeper Thoughts: All New, All Crispy (1993). Hyperion, n.p. ^ "Deep Thoughts' man offers 'What I'd Say to the Martians'" from CNN ^ a b Carman, John: "We Paws for This Message", San Francisco Chronicle, 14 February 1992 ^ Handey, Jack: "Ideas for Paintings", New Yorker, 20 March 2006] ^ Handey, Jack: "My First Day In Hell", New Yorker, 30 October 2006 ^ "My Nature Documentary", New Yorker, 2 July, 2007 ^ "How Things Even Out", New Yorker, 3 March 2008 ^ "How I Want To Be Remembered", 31 March 2008 ^ "The Plan", New Yorker, 24 November 2008 ^ "Jack Handey's Thoughts Get Deeper", Jake Coyle, AP, April 12, 2008. External links Wikiquote has a collection of quotations related to: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey official website Jack Handey at the Internet Movie Database Extensive audio interview on public radio program The Sound of Young America "Ideas for Paintings", 2006 short piece in The New Yorker by Handey "What I'd Say To The Martians", 2005 short piece in The New Yorker "In Praise of the Human Body", 2005 short piece for Outside "My First Day In Hell", 2006 short piece in The New Yorker "This is No Game", 2006 short piece in The New Yorker "My Nature Documentary", July 2, 2007 short piece in The New Yorker "My Speech To The Martians", May 5, 2006 reading on the radio program Studio 360 v  d  e Saturday Night Live History 19751980  19801985  19851990  19901995  19952000  20002005  20052010 Seasons 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35 Related lists Episodes (Five-Timers)  Compilation albums and videos  Commercials  Cast members  Writers  Hosts  Cast member hosts  Simultaneous host/performer guests Recurring characters and sketches Alphabetical  Chronological  By cast member  List of recurring musical sketches  Weekend Update characters Sketch lists TV shows (1970s  1980s  1990s  2000s)  Animal  SNL Digital Shorts  TV Funhouse episodes Sketches Barry Gibb Talk Show  Bill Swerski's Superfans  The Blues Brothers  Celebrity Jeopardy!  The Chris Farley Show  Coffee Talk  The Coneheads  The Continental  Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey  Delicious Dish  Dick in a Box  Goth Talk  Happy Fun Ball  Hollywood Minute  Jeffrey's  Jizz in My Pants  Landshark  Larry the Lobster  Lazy Sunday  MacGruber  More cowbell  The Needlers  Olympia Cafe  Rialto Grande  Sarah Palin  The Schoeners  Sprockets  Surprise  Theodoric of York, Medieval Barber  TV Funhouse  Vinny Vedecci  Wayne's World  Weekend Update  What Up With That  Z105 with Joey Mack Films based on sketches The Blues Brothers (1980)  Mr. Mike's Mondo Video (1980)  Mr. Bill's Real Life Adventures (1986)  Bob Roberts (1992)  Mr. Saturday Night (1992)  Wayne's World (1992)  Wayne's World 2 (1993)  Coneheads (1993)  It's Pat! (1994)  Stuart Saves His Family (1995)  A Night at the Roxbury (1998)  Blues Brothers 2000 (1998)  Superstar (1999)  The Ladies Man (2000)  Harold (2008)  MacGruber (2010) Characters Adult Students  Bill Brasky  The Bloder Brothers  The Boston Teens  Canteen Boy  The Church Lady  Debbie Downer  Ed Grimley  Emily Litella  Father Guido Sarducci  Hanukkah Harry  Hans and Franz  Judy Grimes  Lisa Loopner  Lovers  Mango  Mary Katherine Gallagher  Master Thespian  Matt Foley  Merv the Perv  Nick The Lounge Singer  Pat  Roseanne Roseannadanna  Samurai Futaba  The Spartan Cheerleaders  Stuart Smalley  Toonces the Driving Cat  Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer  Velvet Jones  The Whiners Related topics Lorne Michaels  "Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!"  Dick Ebersol  Don Pardo  Frank Oz  "Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead"  Incredibad  Jean Doumanian  Jim Henson  Mel Brandt  Bill Hanrahan  Saturday Night Live Band  Strategery  Saturday Night Live Weekend Update Thursday Categories: 1949 births

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