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Funny quotes - People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily.

Motivational inspirational quotes - The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.

Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

There are two ways of meeting difficulties: you alter the difficulties or you alter yourself meeting them.

Every evening I turn my worries over to God. He’s going to be up all night anyway.

Opportunity is always knocking. The problem is that most people have the self-doubt station in their head turned up way too loud to hear it.

“I’ve missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I’ve lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I’ve been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I’ve failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.”

Funny quotes - "It doesn't matter what you are doing, it only matters if you know how to get out of it."

When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile.

The difference between an optimist and a pessimist is that an optimist thinks this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.

Kites rise against, not with the wind. No man has ever worked his passage anywhere in a dead calm.

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.

Motivational inspirational quotes - The key that unlocks energy is desire. It's also the key to a long and interesting life. If we expect to create any drive, any real force within ourselves, we have to get excited.

All the problems become smaller if you don't dodge them, but confront them. Touch a thistle timidly, and it pricks you; grasp it boldly, its spines crumble.

The best part about procrastination is that you are never bored, because you have all kinds of things that you should be doing.

Many of us spend half our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.

If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing.

Between the optimist and the pessimist, the difference is droll. The optimist sees the doughnut; the pessimist the hole!

Quotes - The man who is a pessimist before forty-eight knows too much; if he is an optimist after it he knows too little

Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.

Honor isn't about making the right choices. It's about dealing with the consequences.

Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything.

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