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Houston Sinus by bill jhonson
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There is nothing like houston sinus on this green earth. What is this, you might ask. Well let me tell you something. I was eighteen years old, out of high school, out of money, out of hope. My iguana, tulip, had just died and I was devastated. I moved to Florida and found work washing dishes in a crab shack on the beach. One time someone ordered a large basket of houston sinus and I had no idea what they were talking about. Then I looked out and saw it. A towering stack of it was there, and seeing that beautiful pile gave me hope, damn it. But that is not what houston sinus really is. What it really is is something that cannot be captured by human words, but let me try. Let me try by telling you what happened next. I was also being hunted by the man who had shot tulip, because, see, that bullet was meant for me. I bear the guilt of the death of that majestic creature, and I think about that every day. To protect myself, I ordered a seventeen inch houston sinus in a silver sheath. When it arrived in the mail, I took it out, started the tiny motor, and watched it work on some rats which had been burrowing under my porch. It was gruesome, but wonderful. I knew that it would take care of the hit man assigned to me, so the next time I saw his bald, peeling head, I let loose my houston sinus and watched it perform its grisly task. But the houston sinus is not just some simple tool or weapon, or even a dream. But of those three I would say it is the closets to a dream. It is the American dream, and by all that is good, I love my houston sinus.
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