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Often it's really hard to be single. I was at a local bar one or two days gone and a guy walked up to me and claimed I am hoping there's a fire fighter around because you are smokin'. Please. Do not try so hard. This isn't easy for us either. We have about five seconds to figure out if you could be the individual we've been hunting for all our life, or simply another guy who wants yet another quick score. These cheesy pick up lines do not make it any more simple to work out who the hell you are . What has 150 teeth and holds back the superb hulk? My zipper? See what I mean. How am I supposed to work out who you really are when you open with a line like that? What if we start dating and it turns into something special? Do you really want our how did you two meet story to begin with that line? I believe not. So , I must presume any guy opening with that line is looking for one thing, and incidentally, it's not available. I am hoping you know CPR, as you are taking my breath away. And, why are they called pickup lines anyhow? Is that your ultimate goal, to pick up a girl? Pick up and what? So, girl pick up lines for guys, in my view, never have to be clever or smart. And for sure, they never should be acquired and paid for like the ones I just discussed. The Net is chock-full of sites with hundreds of these one liners. The first time you read through them, I've got to admit, they are a small funny. But as soon as a girl hears one in a bar they turn from funny to pathetic. Here are some of the most pathetic : -I'd marry your cat just to get in the family. -Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours? -I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples. -Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks? -Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP! -Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see! -Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them. -Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. -I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk. -Pardon me, are you in heat?! I only wish you were DSL, so I could get high speed access. So , should I give you some opening lines that really might work? As a girl that spends a Sat. night once in a while at a local bar, I'll say that offering to get a girl a drink will work with the right girl. The problem's many of my mates will take the drink and run. So I understand your concern with this approach. But , what about when she is saying sure then you are saying lets grab a table and talk, Sick get the waitress to bring us a couple drinks. What are you drinking. If she just wants the drink, shell blow you off. If she agrees, great things could occur. Crizza Reyes Crizza is a writer and speaker on women's subjects and often will write on her personal experiences. For full information about girl pick up lines for guys feel free to visit our web site http://www.girlpickuplinesforguys.net.
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