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Neigh-one wants a poorly nag. by sushijames kaif
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When was the last time you walked into an equine arena only to be presented with a herd of horses- regimentally lined up- each kitted out with a fluorescent headband, matching sweatbands, a monkey-smuggling leotard and a camel toe to match? Indeed, with “drop and give me 20!” not being words in a nag’s usual vocabulary; equine therapy and fitness enhancing techniques must be as a result of outside the (horse) box thinking; alternative and 100% natural, that is to stirrup any sort of positive results. Admittedly, it would be easier and far more efficient to personal train your horse in the gym and there would be nothing simpler than gearing your gee-gee up with an iPod full of their favourite workout tunes and a pair of the best Asics before whipping their ass back into shape on the treadmill but- taking ‘communal changing’ that one trot too far- equine therapy and fitness improvement is about as possible at Fitness First as a pony limbo-ing under a 2 inch fence after a few-too-many Pina Coladas! So, you’ve established that Equine Therapy and Fitness cannot take place at your local fitness suite in case the mares invade the Stallion’s changing quarters; you can’t undertake equine therapy and fitness operations at home because there’s not enough room to swing a cat, never mind ample for your Ned and Neddie’s to drop and give you anything but a great big wallop in the ribs, and; because equine therapy and fitness strategies need an expert eye to be any more effective than a chocolate horse shoe, you certainly can’t undertake the arduous task with a professional. But where can you find alternative, natural equine therapy and fitness products and services? Gallop into FMBs Therapy Systems and you’ll find all the information you’ll ever need about truly neigh-cessary equine therapy and fitness techniques should you want your horse bursting out of the blocks rather than coughing and spluttering into action. They have water equine treadmills to increase cardiovascular fitness and muscle endurance, dry treadmills to develop flexibility, stamina and conditioning and even a solarium that perma-tanned Simon Cowell would be envious of! To find out more about their impressive range of equine therapy and fitness products, canter to www.fmbs.co.uk
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