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426. Mandate of the People
November 08, 2012


The election’s over! Hip, hip, hooray and hot damn! Also, hot dog! (A kosher one for my Jewish friends.) In my heart-of-hearts I do not expect anything to change except an upsurge of hate-and-discontent, bitching-and-griping, gridlock, non-action, denial, projection-of-blame, and higher taxes. My comment has nothing to do with winners and losers. We’re all losers. The result would be the same regardless of the election outcome: Romney or Obama. It’s a statement of what we have become in this country; a country where even supporters of professional sports team WINNERS riot and vandalize their o... (read more)

Author: Gene Myers

427. The Free Pen Is Dead - The Rise of T-Shirts and Wearable Promotions
November 07, 2012


When it comes to company promotions, many businesses tend to offer free merchandise with their logo emblazoned on the side. This traditionally takes the form of cheap pens or post-it notes. While this used to help get the word out about your business, it just isn't doing it anymore. Fewer and fewer people are using those spare pens and notepads and are turning instead to mobile planner apps in smartphones. Think about it, do you consider a business any more valuable if you get a free pen from them? I didn't think so. Promotional products are evolving to fit into this new society. What some lea... (read more)

Author: Elise Harding

428. London Removals: Make Your Shifting Pleasant
November 06, 2012


With London removals, you can shift to any location easily and ensure your belongings are prone to damages. You can effortlessly and safely transport your goods to the new location with these companies. Moving is certainly the most tedious experience of life. Shifting comes with a lot of trouble including never-ending hours of packing things and of course the hassle of finally transporting your things from one premise to the other. There are different ways to make moving a little less worrying. Hiring a removal service is one method to reduce the stress that normally comes with moving ou... (read more)

Author: bryanstrang bryanstrang

429. The Man Bag - What's In Yours
November 04, 2012


prohealthnut.com to see more.">Women call them purses. We men call them Man Bags. They may be the attorney’s briefcase, the student’s book bag, or Mr. GQ’s shoulder tote. Whatever we call them, the way we carry them or what they tote, the Man Bag, has become a popular necessity to many men on the go. Here, I would like to make some suggestions as to what supplements should be in the Man Bag. First, a food based multi-vitamin and mineral complex such as, Life’s Fortune, Source of Life for Men, or Michael’s for Men should be in the Man Bag. Second, Stress Formulas containing... (read more)

Author: Fred Fishburne

430. How To Find The Right Christmas Sermon Ideas
November 03, 2012


When you are a church leader that offers lots of sermons all year long, then it may start to become hard to find fresh ideas after a while. There are some resources you may be able to utilize in your greatest interest to deliver an excellent message each church service. If you are considering delivering a sermon this Christmas, then you can prepare yourself and find Christmas sermon ideas before it comes time to speak. Each holiday is completely unique, and your sermons should not be any different. You prefer each holiday to be memorable, and when you stand before your members you want t... (read more)

Author: Augustus Schwerd

431. 7 Essentials to Pack for Summer Travel During Cancer Treatment
October 31, 2012


Your During Treatment For Cancer Travel Plans: Summer holds great opportunities to spend time with family and friends. If you're in treatment for breast cancer, you can still travel – you just need to pack a little more carefully. Discuss your plans with your doctor and then get out your suitcase. Here's a list of things to pack in addition to your camera, credit cards, clothes, and medications: 1. Sun Hat: Chemo can make you photosensitive. If the sun is on you for too long, you might tan -- but only in spots, causing dark blotches. Prevent this problem by keeping out of direct sunlig... (read more)

Author: abby mike

432. Dating - The laws for a guide to a perfect relationship!
October 31, 2012


So, now that I have lost yet another Facebook friend, (I am sure it is one of the John’s on my friend list or probably his sister) I am going to address something that will not insult anyone (hopefully). I know that I had one police officer as a friend (but I think he is in jail) and does not count anymore (right?). Of course, I dated this guy for a split second until I noticed that he constantly referred to himself in the third person. He was a struggling actor (waiter) in LA and had “the look” (or so I thought upon our first meeting – I was drunk). We met at a club in Hollywood through a mu... (read more)

Author: Melany Berger

433. Bizarre Slightly Warped, Psychology Experiments
October 30, 2012


As a a famous writer of "intelligent" comedy, I am known to have some of the smartest readers of any online magazine. Recent surveys conducted by the prestigious Institute for Calculating the Education Level of Online Magazine Readers indicates that most of my readers have all “grad-ge-ated the sixth grade” and can do ciphering and letters if given time to prepare and also offered cash or food rewards for doing the work. Because of this high level of intelligence, I occasionally attempt to educate my readers with cutting edge scientific articles of scholarly importance, rather than the trite... (read more)

Author: Garry Spear

434. Flatulent Ghost Stories
October 30, 2012


Those of you among my reading audience who are frail of heart or who are disturbed by vivid descriptions of supernatural events involving the ghosts of smelly insane murderers, talk show host phantoms and gay wedding planners apparitions may want to skip this article. Fair warning to all - It is my intention to use the razor sharp writing skills and clever literary techniques that we professional writers have been given by the divine grace of God to scare the poop out of you. What you are about to read may alter your perception of reality or at the very least force you to sleep with a kitten ... (read more)

Author: Garry Spear

435. Why the Chinese like to celebrate foreign festivals now?
October 30, 2012


The Chinese people now prefer to celebrate foreign festival now, for instance, the Chinese now take Hallowmas, Christmas as their own traditional festivals, and celebrate it. However, someone is not happy to see this, because they think people who celebrate foreign festival are worshipping everything foreign, and forget their ancestors’ traditions. On the other hand, some think it ok to celebrate foreign festivals because China is not the closed country as before, with the open and reform policy, China now is an open country and foreign people and culture are been import to China, the Chinese ... (read more)

Author: frog prince

436. confirmed effective for external use hair loss
October 28, 2012


For oily hair qualitative, can also frequently wash hair, or too joker wig much grease can plug the pores, cause skin problems. Dry the hair quality, to decrease the frequency of shampoo. The cause of women hair loss, but also need to pay attention to is that more than frequent shampoo will damage the hair, blow hair more to moderate, can't set it on too high a temperature, blows cannot too dry, need to keep a small amount of water. At the same time hair moist, don't use comb tried to do up one's hair, had better wait until the hair dry then comb. Propecia as accepted treatment hair lo... (read more)

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437. Will people speak Java language in Ukraine?
October 26, 2012


After the controversial law on languages came into force in Ukraine, the Internet users couldn’t but ignore this news. Later appeared an information that one of the Ukrainian programmers offered to give Java the status of "regional language" in Lviv. The law is aimed at approving the use of any minority language in courts, schools and other government institutions in areas where the percentage of its users exceeds 10% of the population. Of course at first it was just a joke, but after that, the developer has created a real online petition, which has already gathered 700 votes.... (read more)

Author: Sveta Bondarenko

438. continue to lose weight oh braved the risk
October 25, 2012


  Smart alternative: soy milk and low-fat milkThey can minimize the calories, and they taste rich milk flavor, moist texture can be comparable with the ice cream.Bonus points: rich in fiber, can destroy the bacterial content of the human body, helps the body absorb calcium and iron.sugar-free soda: may contain ingredients lead to heart diseaseOne study showed that sugar-free soda may be associated with heart disease, but not sure what kind of sugar-free soda ingredients lead to the occurrence of heart disease. But I believe that no one will continue to lose weight oh braved the r... (read more)

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439. C'est bon Sac Longchamp Pliage Pas Cher , je peux entendre.
October 24, 2012


Sac porté épaule Longchamp Pliage HB10395 Blanc  C'est bon Sac Longchamp Pliage Pas Cher , je peux entendre. Parlez-en à vous! "Très vite, elle a écrit, et m'a donné une autre carte." Vous ---- est écrit? "" Son Flower "hésita un moment, faire une forme de coeur avec leur Sac Longchamps.I comprendre que," aussi bien que les cœurs! "Nous avons tous ri. Peut-être le sourire dans la distance, je l'ai dit beaucoup, beaucoup voulais vraiment dire http://... (read more)

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440. Television Game Shows That Were Epic Fails
October 22, 2012


Game shows have been a popular and important part of television since the earliest days of television history. Audiences have always been captivated watching ordinary people win prizes, win huge amounts of money, and make complete jackasses of themselves playing games on television. All of us, at one time or another, has dreamed of getting on a game show and becoming an instant millionaire or celebrity – including your esteemed author. I am never one to blow my own horn, but it will be no surprise to many of my adoring fans that I was seriously considered as a potential contestant on sev... (read more)

Author: Garry Spear

441. Dot, Dot, Dot...
October 21, 2012


I have some unconnected thoughts that have been rattling around in my bean. You know; the kind that occurs over and over again through the years that you mostly ignore, but that you never quite purge? I mean, they’re not earth-shattering thoughts or even all that profound. Many began when you were an inquiring child, and maybe you even once asked an adult about one or more of these brain farts and were told, “Oh, that’s just plain silly” or the most prevalent adult answer of all, “BECAUSE!” So you tried to purge the persistent and annoying notions forever, which eliminated some, but not all. T... (read more)

Author: Gene Myers

442. Plastic Surgery Scars - Which sense of comp animation premium because a variable Surgery Scar?
October 21, 2012


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443. Bring good luck to your home with Vastu Consultants
October 19, 2012


Does your home does not support good fortune or luck for you, or your professional or personal life is screwed up because of recent changes at a place you live or work? If this is the case then for sure something is wrong not with you but with the place. There is something negative which is lying in your area which should be removed in the possible way so as to succeed at your personal and professional front. Now the thing arises, how to remove that negative energy or convert it into positive energy, obviously it is said that energy cannot be created nor destroyed, it can be only converted fr... (read more)

Author: kasif Raza

444. Breaking down what Rodgers did to Texans
October 18, 2012


Breaking down what Rodgers did to Texans Aaron Rodgerswholesale nike nfl jerseys gets a lot of credit for grinding Texans on Sunday night. Houston but certainly not on a large scale in terms of coverage and the pressure finally got to him. ESPN Stats and Information, Rodgers five six touchdowns came against five or more pass rushers. It was the first time this season that the quarterback has launched at least four touchdown passes against extra pressure in a single match. Rodgers is the only quarterback to throw five touchdown passes without an interception against five or more pass rushers, ... (read more)

Author: summer yyx

445. Rapid Reaction: Broncos 35, Chargers 24
October 18, 2012


What it means: cheap nfl jerseys The AFC West landscape had changed. With a bang. In the wildest game of the NFL season, the Denver Broncos shocked the San Diego Chargers in what could define the season AFC West. Both teams are 3-3 and tied for first place in the division. Is that really happen San Diego led 24-0 at the half According to ESPN Stats and Information, the Chargers had a probability of 98.5 percent victory in the half. And get this nugget the fine folks Statistics and information unearthed: From the Super Bowl era began, a team led 24-0 at the half the 442. Only three of those tea... (read more)

Author: summer yyx

446. Gut check time for Ravens defense
October 18, 2012


Baltimore Ravens Chicago Bears Jerseys defense makes vulnerable and now through a playoff expected. Writing these words feels like a sacrilege to football. It's like saying that Aaron Rodgers is fourth sagging or Bill Belichick is slippery as coach at. But the Ravens defense, top 10 almost every year for the last decade, takes the blows of these days instead of the delivery. No Ray Lewis. Not lardarius Webb. Terrell Suggs no. No semblance of defense once stonewallednfl jerseys cheap halves, quarters and put the Ravens harassed numerous wins and a Super Bowl title. Lewis and Webb have been of... (read more)

Author: summer yyx

447. On Jerry Jones and expectations
October 18, 2012


I re U this text Cheap jerseys Calvin Watkins ESPNDallas.com morning: "Jerry Jones thinks they can win a title this year." Do not know why Calvin sent me this text because it did not follow after I answered. Maybe he was just being a good teammate and alerting me to this position, he was about to make it out of the radio interview in which the owner of the Dallas Cowboys said that his team. Maybe he was trying to tell me that he (and / or Jerry) disagreed with the column I wrote Sunday off the Ravens-Cowboys game. My insecurity paranoid Aque made me lean towards the latter, nike nfl jerseys s... (read more)

Author: summer yyx

448. Entertain the wondrous activities with easy Magic tricks
October 18, 2012


An incredible activity with mysterious events spellbound the visitors with its supernatural technology. Keep faith in yourself, you can do anything. Magic is really such an action that makes you believe in the invisible things around you. You will spellbound with its execution, but you could not grip it in your way. When it comes to selecting the right Magician for your next party, you should always look for the most charming and entertaining magician. A superb magician gives life to your next party. They should have such an amusing personality to impress their friends, colleagues, kins and ot... (read more)

Author: Robert William

449. Diet Coke with Bacon - Reality or Scam?
October 17, 2012


There are countless pork belly sweethearts that could cherish to see an Eating regimen Coke with Pig meat and such a variety of actually, that there is a Facebook page that is called Weight control plan Coke with Pig meat. The bits of gossip have been going ahead after around the year 2005. On Admirable 21, 2012 they presented this on their Facebook page: “A late endeavor in sodas, Slim down Coke with Pig meat is positive to acquaint you with a flavorific great time. This beverage is so vital that it even has its particular Eating methodology Coke Facebook Page.” (read more)

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450. Online fashion boutiques can provide you with that special look
October 17, 2012


When you think about online fashion boutiques, you picture a variety of treasures, from the perfect deals to that astounding outfit. The euphoric feeling you get when you find that unique outfit, from a cute lace dress to matching earrings, necklaces and bangles – can be quite an extraordinary feeling. You can find a wide variety of slick deals all over the web. From heels, clutches, jewelry and apparel, online boutiques truly do have it all. It truly is a go to shop for shoppers from all over the world. Everyone has different opinions for which online boutique to shop. From expensive bo... (read more)

Author: Ashley Collins



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